Skywalker Announces New Rebel Alliance Fund
It all begins with an idea.
Rebel Press News
In a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker addressed the Rebels Press as the galaxy braced for May the Fourth.
"Darth Vader has cautioned me, 'It is unwise to lower your defenses,'" he solemnly declared. "Nevertheless, here I stand!" he proclaimed defiantly. "In a vision, I glimpsed Obi-Wan Kenobi," he continued. "'Embrace the Force, especially on May the Fourth,' he counselled." "Our mission," Luke pressed on, "is to revel with lightsabers, Wookiee roars, and a rebel yell, while remaining vigilant against stray stormtroopers and unforeseen droid incursions!"
The Rebels Press Club erupted in applause, as Han Solo rose to his feet, shouting, "Let's fortify our defenses for future skirmishes! Even the Death Star had its weak points!" But the head of Rebel Defense Science and Technology retorted, "Fortify? Our resources were nearly wiped out during the Clone Wars!" Undeterred, Skywalker declared, "The Royal House of Alderaan pledges additional resources for a united resistance against Imperial tyranny." "Suppliers throughout the galaxy will receive increased funding to bolster our arsenal, from ships to weaponry to espionage tech," he declared.
And with a nod to his mentor Yoda, Skywalker imparted, "'Seek not just goods, but a shield against the darkness,' as Yoda would say." For those willing to join the Rebel Alliance Defense (Australian) Supply Chain, visit evomarketer.com for further details.
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